Cornstarch Your Private Parts

Did you know talcum power can be dangerous to your health?  Talcum power is used in cosmetic body powders and baby powder.  Some research suggests a link between lung cancer and ovarian cancer and talc, while other sources are more suspicious:

It has been suggested that talcum powder might cause cancer in the ovaries if the powder particles (applied to the genital area or on sanitary napkins, diaphragms, or condoms) were to travel through the vagina, uterus, and fallopian tubes to the ovary. Several studies in women have looked at the possible link between talcum powder and cancer of the ovary. Findings are mixed, with some studies reporting a slightly increased risk and some reporting no increase.

For any individual woman, the overall increase in risk, if it exists, is likely to be small. For example, one analysis combining data from 16 studies published before 2003 found about a 30% increase in ovarian risk among talc users. The average woman’s lifetime risk of ovarian cancer is about 1.4%, so even with a 30% increase, her lifetime risk would be about 1.8%. Still, talc is widely used in many products, so it is important to determine if the increased risk is real. Research in this area continues.

I say, “Why risk your life to talcum powder?  Use cornstarch instead!”

I’m not kidding.  If you want to keep your private parts feeling dry and non-sticky:  Dust yourself with some off-the-grocery-shelf cornstarch.  Powder your buttocks with the organic goodness and you’ll stay dry and comfortable all day long even in the most repressive and humid heatwave.

Long distance runners, wetsuit divers and bicyclists liberally use cornstarch all over their bodies to cut down on friction.

Cornstarch is cheap, it’s natural, and it works!  Just be careful not to get too much in your butt-crack or a fart turns it into popcorn.